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Girlie fit for a flattering look
Racer back style for comfort
Quick-drying Neoteric™ fabric
UPF 30+ UV protection
WRAP certified production
Introducing the 'I Do Not Have Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for Today' Women's Tank, a perfect blend of style and comfort for those who appreciate a little humor in their wardrobe. This performance tank top is designed specifically for women, featuring a girlie fit that flatters your figure while providing the freedom of movement you need for your daily activities. Whether you're hitting the gym, lounging at home, or running errands, this tank top is an ideal choice.
The racer back style of this tank top not only adds a trendy touch but also enhances your range of motion, making it perfect for workouts or casual outings. The curved back hem provides additional comfort and coverage, ensuring you feel confident no matter where you go. Made from Neoteric™ texture fabric, this tank top boasts inherent wickability and quick-drying properties, keeping you cool and dry even during the most intense workouts.
One of the standout features of this women's tank is its UPF 30+ UV protection, which helps shield your skin from harmful sun rays. This makes it an excellent choice for outdoor activities, whether you're going for a run in the park or enjoying a day at the beach. The self-fabric binding around the neckline and armholes adds to the overall quality and durability of the tank, ensuring it withstands regular wear and tear.
We take pride in our commitment to responsible production practices. The 'I Do Not Have Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for Today' Women's Tank is produced in facilities that are Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified. This means that the manufacturing process adheres to strict ethical standards, ensuring fair labor practices and environmentally friendly methods.
Finding the perfect fit is essential, and our size guide makes it easy to choose the right size for you. The tank top is available in a range of sizes from XS to 2XL, with specific measurements for width and length to help you make an informed decision. Here are the dimensions:
Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
---|---|---|
XS | 16 | 19 |
S | 16 | 20 |
M | 17 | 20 |
L | 18 | 21 |
XL | 19 | 21 |
2XL | 20 | 22 |
When selecting your size, consider how you prefer your tank tops to fit. If you like a looser fit, you may want to size up. Conversely, if you prefer a snugger fit, choose your usual size.
To keep your tank top looking its best, we recommend following the care instructions provided. Machine wash cold with like colors, and tumble dry on low heat. Avoid using bleach or fabric softeners to maintain the integrity of the fabric and print.
In summary, the 'I Do Not Have Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for Today' Women's Tank is not just a piece of clothing; it's a statement. With its stylish design, high-quality fabric, and commitment to responsible production, this tank top is a must-have addition to any woman's wardrobe. Embrace your mood and express yourself with this fun and functional tank top!